I'll start off...
A duck and a chicken were at the side of the road. The duck was about to cross when the chicken said "Dont do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it"
I laughed for like 10 minutes in the chinese earlier :palm:
I phoned my Dad today to ask him how he's coping with his drink problem.
"Not too bad son", he replied, "I've been on the wagon for four days now."
Encouraged by his response I went to visit him earlier this afternoon.
Imagine my horror when I let myself into his flat, only to see him sitting...