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A duck and a chicken were at the side of the road. The duck was about to cross when the chicken said "Dont do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it"

I laughed for like 10 minutes in the chinese earlier :palm:
 

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A piece of strong walks into a bar " Can i have a pint of bitter he says?"
Bar man" Wtf are you?!"
String "Well im a piece of string of course"
Bar man" **** off, we dont serve string here"

So the string goes outside all upset :(, and decided to wait an hour and try again;

String: "Hi, erm, can i have a pint of bitter please?"
Barman " Your that same piece of string from before arn't you! go on **** off"

So the string goes outside, and decides to ruffle up his hair, and tie himself up abit, then trys again...

" Hi, can i have a pint of bitter please?"
Barman: "Your that same piece of string from before arn't you!"
String: "No sorry, Im afrayed knot!"

Wehaayo! thats the sort of shit i have to listen to at work all day! :laugh: :palm:
 

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2 crisps are walking down the street, a car pull up and asks them if they want a lift
to which they reply
no thanks we're Walkers.

dont worry ill get my coat :/
 
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Whats pink and fluffly?
Pink fluff.

Whats blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath

Whats white and fluffly?
Cotton obviously...

I actually was in stitches when i heard that :palm:
 

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I'll start off...

A duck and a chicken were at the side of the road. The duck was about to cross when the chicken said "Dont do it mate, you'll never hear the end of it"

I laughed for like 10 minutes in the chinese earlier :palm:
I just laughed for a good 10 minutes too haha that's mint

I went to visit Pakistan today...

but he told me to just call him Stan from now on
 

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a chinese guys goes for an interview at a factory
Sir, you have the job, you'll be incharge of supplies..

2 hours later the manager is looking for mr chan...

Just as he is about to give up looking as noone has seen him,

Mr chan pops out from behind a cabinet

SUPPLIES!!!
 

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Kate goes to the Queen and says "Everytime I suck William's knob I get acid indegestion!"

The Queen replies "Have you tried Andrew's?"

Hahahah :p

My house got broken into last night, they stole all my dictionary's and my scrabble set!

Needless to say i'm lost for words! :p

I've already got my coat on lmao
 
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