[Harry22GLA]

I phoned my Dad today to ask him how he's coping with his drink problem.

"Not too bad son", he replied, "I've been on the wagon for four days now."

Encouraged by his response I went to visit him earlier this afternoon.
Imagine my horror when I let myself into his flat, only to see him sitting on the floor pissed out of his skull, uploading endless streams of Raoul Moat jokes onto his laptop.
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Manchester City have officially bid £45m for Raoul Moat tonight.

They've no idea who he is, but they've heard everyone's after him.

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Watching raoul moat blow his head off on YouTube really got me thinking...... Is there nothing on the internet that I won't masterbate to.
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My local has just started serving Raoul Moat Lager.

It comes without a head.
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Raoul Moat has had his Facebook profile deleted on the grounds that he no longer has a face.
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Police have placed a cordon near Raoul Moat and his shotgun.

Hopefully it's James Cordon

 

[Harry22GLA]

Nothing says that you've been wanking off to free Sky porn channels more than when someone walks in to you pulling up your pants up in a panic, sweating profusely and taking a sudden interest in the 2AM radio shows

 

[Harry22GLA]

"iPad is thin. iPad is beautiful." My laptop developed an eating disorder because of that advert.

 

[Harry22GLA]

Some random woman stopped me in the street today and started telling me a joke. It had all the ingredients of a good joke: child abuse; incestual rape; tears and suffering; but I didn't understand the punchline. Something about £2 a month?
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Africans finally have the chance to tell the English to go back to their own ****ing country!
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[Krash]

someone found sickipedia then ?

 

[Diamonds]

thank you for copy pasting most of sickipedia...

 

[c150student]

I'm getting fed up of these jokes about the gunman. They're not even raoulmoately funny!

 

[Harry22GLA]

come on some of them are just to good have to share and as for copyd and pasted it there only a couple of jokes