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Bloke goes into hospital with 60% of his legs burnt.
Dr Says "Give him two viagra"
Nurse then asks "do you think that will help Doctor?"
The Doctor then replies....

"No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!!!"

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Guy goes to the doctors with premature ejaculation problems. The doctor tells him when he feels himself cumming he is to give himself a fright by firing a starter pistol into the air to prolong the sex.

2 days later the doctor sees him again and ass how it went. The bloke then says...

"Not too well doctor, i did a 69'er then felt myself start to cum, so i fired the gun, my wife **** on my face, bit the end of my **** off and then just to top it off......The milkman came out the warddrobe with his hands up"

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Man goes into a tattoo parlour and asks the tattoo artist to tattoo a 50 pound note onto his c0ck. The puzzled tattoo artist looks at the man and asks him why he wants a £50 note on his c0ck. The man replies...

Firstly i like to see my money grow
Secondly I like to play with my money
Thirdly i like having my money in my hand
and last but not least......

next time my wife wants to blow £50 she can stay in the fecking house and do it!!!!
 

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That last one is quality!!!!!! hahaha
 

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Tramp walks into a jewllers shop and starts fingering his arse......An amazed shop assistant screams in horror "you dirty b'stard what the hell do you think you're doing"
The tramp casually turns round and points at the sign on the door which reads
'Come in and Pick your Ring in Comfort'!!
 

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