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Okay, so here's the deal, find out how you will be arrested, the google way.

Go to google, type "(your FIRST name) was arrested for" and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotations marks, or else it wont work.

Heres my crime;

Laura was arrested for murdering Frank's son Damian, a crime she was innocent of. She was acquitted and the real killer turned out to be her lawyer

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In February 2005, Lee was arrested for the attempted murder of Rob as a result of a misunderstanding in which Rob, while speaking with a mouthful of food, revealed to Lee what sounded like "I've been ****ing your wife." It was later discovered that he actually said "Heaven's lucky you're white" in regards to their conversation about minorities in hell. Unsure of how to deal with his secret guilt of actually wanting to sleep with Lee's wife, Rob later OD-ed on pills and bathtub mint juleps in an attempt to take his life.
 

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lol i don't get anything haahhahaha... maybe i'm angel i guess..
 

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In February 2005, Lee was arrested for the attempted murder of Rob as a result of a misunderstanding in which Rob, while speaking with a mouthful of food, revealed to Lee what sounded like "I've been ****ing your wife." It was later discovered that he actually said "Heaven's lucky you're white" in regards to their conversation about minorities in hell. Unsure of how to deal with his secret guilt of actually wanting to sleep with Lee's wife, Rob later OD-ed on pills and bathtub mint juleps in an attempt to take his life.
And that is why its rude to talk with your mouth full :laugh: :laugh:
 

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Alec was arrested--and later acquitted--for allegedly punching a paparazzo and spraying shaving cream on the photographer's car windows and Alec gets arrested when the police think he killed the couriers
 

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Chris was arrested for disorderly conduct and released on $250 bail. Trump won't be happy!
 

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Samantha was arrested for not helping someone who was getting mugged, and all the guys she ever had sex with came to testify against her

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Samantha was arrested for public intoxication...
 

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"Did you hear that our former merchandise guy, Mark was arrested for stealing rare books from some of the libraries here in town and selling them for big bucks?" asked Keith. "He even used his OWN library card to do it!" Known as the "Book Bandit," Mark turned himself in...and is now waiting to be sentenced."


ok im the book bandit:D
 

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Mark was arrested for false imprisonment and taken to the police cells where he was assessed and sectioned under the Mental Health Act 1983. He was subsequently admitted to the local acute psychiatric ward.
He described himself as being without insight at this time and he was unaware of this illness. Mark requested and was given access to his notes, which stated he was 'psychotically depressed'.

LOL!!!
 

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heh, no worries mate! whenever i get the urge to go kill things that are annoying me, i go tinker with the car, failing that, counter-strike!
 

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a 51-year-old Louisiana receptionist whose 17-year-old son Adam was expelled, arrested, chained to the wall of a police station by his ankles and thrown in jail after his younger brother's school bus driver found a drawing in a sketch pad that depicted Adam and his friends attacking the high school with ICBM missiles
 

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After a short investigation, James was arrested for driving under the influence of drugs and for driving on a suspended driver's license.
 

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I know, I think I may have to re-install my copy.
 

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Matt, was arrested yesterday after detectives escorted him out of his workplace. Only after repeated demands that he be told why he was being held, one of the detectives stated it was for a parole violation. Plain-clothes police then searched Lamont's car and apartment, where they seized political documents, letters from prisoners, as well as the hard drive to his computer.



....I didnt do it.....
 
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