[corsachick]

:withstupid: please humour me i need a good laff!!!!

has anyone else had a real stupid day where they ask real dumb questions and felt like a real plum????
i have many days like these my husband could write a book, let me know

when i first started to drive i didnt know the difference between a hatchback and a coupe so i asked my husband he explained that on a hatchback the rear window opened with the boot and on the coupe it didnt.
at the time we were driving on the motorway and i saw a transit van!!!!
so me being me i said " so that would make a transit van a hatchback!!"
leaving me totally confused he laughed so hard he was crying, when he finally stopped laughing he replied
no love a transit van is a transit van!!!!! :withstupid:

i also asked why Manchester United weren't in the world cup!!!!!

 

[jim610]

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[corsaJ]

Lol oh dear, what do you call a 3-legged donkey?

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WONKEY! LOL

 

[corsachick]

Lol oh dear, what do you call a 3-legged donkey?

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i got one... there is a sausage and an egg frying in a pan, sausage says f**k me its hot in here egg says f**k me a talking sausage!!!!!1
lol how sad!!!

 

[Clutch]

lol not as bad as this

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What do you call a man standing between 2 tall buildings?

Allie.


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[corsachick]

lol not as bad as this

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

What do you call a man standing between 2 tall buildings?

Allie.

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dear oh dear!!!!!!! lol............

 

[Tim]

Come on if you want a proper joke,

******* Bubba's preganant sister is in a car accident and she falls in a coma. After six monthes she wakes up and realises she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "you had twins - a boy and a girl - and your babies are fine. Your brother named them."
The woman groans, "Oh, no. not Bubba. He's an idiot!" Expecting the worse she asks the doctor, "whats the girls name?"
"Denise," the doctor replies
"wow!" cries the girl. "Thats a really nice name! I must've being wrong about my brother."
She then asks the doctor "So, what's the boy's name?"
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.."Denephew"

 

[Lee]

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[Coleman]

that's bad!

what do you call a man with a piece of meat on his head?
hamed

what do you call a man with two pieces of meat on his head?
mohamed

 

[corsachick]

lol... wat do u call a man that doesnt cheat????????
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ASIF!!!!



1) Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."




2) A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in a nice neighbourhood.

Suddenly he realised there was a couple making love out on the lawn. Then he noticed another couple over behind a tree. Then another couple behind some bushes by the house.

He walked up to the door of the house, and knocked. A well dressed woman answered the door, and the man asked what kind of a place this was.

"This is a brothel", replied the madam.

"Well, what's all this out on the lawn?" queried the man.

"Oh, we're having a yard sale today."

 

[LAD VXL]

What do call a man swimming at a rate of knots across the channel, with is arms and legs tied?






























Clever D1ck :laugh:

 

[corsachick]

i dont get it laura!!! im so confused now lol

 

[Lee]

:laugh:

 

[Hoggy]

i dont get it laura!!! im so confused now lol

oh dear... thats the funniest thing in this thread!

 

[LAD VXL]

i dont get it laura!!! im so confused now lol

Dont play the innocent :laugh: its all in the propulsion

 

[dearing5]

i saw a transit van!!!!
so me being me i said " so that would make a transit van a hatchback!!"
leaving me totally confused he laughed so hard he was crying

LMFAO!

 

[Deathscythe]

so me being me i said " so that would make a transit van a hatchback!!"
leaving me totally confused he laughed so hard he was crying, when he finally stopped laughing he replied
no love a transit van is a transit van!!!!!

actually, you can get a hatchback transit, rare though because they're not as practical.

 

[corsachick]

actually, you can get a hatchback transit, rare though because they're not as practical.

wait till i tell my husband!!! lol
you would laff if you heard some of the other stuff i have said to him!! lol

 

[dearing5]

HA HA, share it!!

 

[Aidan]

did you hear about the man who drowned in his musli????
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The current dragged him in...

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