Thats shockin! booooan irishmen bought a ticket the other day and he took it home and settled down on the sofa saturday night, waited for the lottery to come on.
on came the lottery and the numbers rolled up, he won the jackpot.. 10 million.
went down to the claims offices and handed his ticket, lady says "ok sir you have won 10 million pounds, but unfortunately we have to pay it in installments because we only have 1 million right now" irishmen ponders... "so we will give you 1 million now and 1 million next week for 10 weeks ok?"
irishmen: "**** it then, give me my quid back, can't be botherd to mess about with that"
is that ment to be a joke or somthingan irishmen bought a ticket the other day and he took it home and settled down on the sofa saturday night, waited for the lottery to come on.
on came the lottery and the numbers rolled up, he won the jackpot.. 10 million.
went down to the claims offices and handed his ticket, lady says "ok sir you have won 10 million pounds, but unfortunately we have to pay it in installments because we only have 1 million right now" irishmen ponders... "so we will give you 1 million now and 1 million next week for 10 weeks ok?"
irishmen: "**** it then, give me my quid back, can't be botherd to mess about with that"