You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them
up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go any where, you have to
light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently
getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking
up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the
bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and
are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male,
but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just
keeps trying
actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
FREEZER BAGS:
They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right
through them.
PHOTOCOPIERS:
These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them
up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons
are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.
TIRES:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.
HOT AIR BALLOONS:
Also a male object, because to get them to go any where, you have to
light a fire under their butt.
SPONGES:
These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.
WEB PAGES:
Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently
getting hit on.
TRAINS:
Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking
up people.
EGG TIMERS:
Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the
bottom.
HAMMERS:
Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and
are occasionally handy to have around.
THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male,
but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without
it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just
keeps trying
