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Absolute load of bull. It's that sort of stuff that can wreck your car.
People used to sell resisitors on abay for about £4 claiming they added 15-20bhp. Don't trust it at all.
 

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Yeah just curious because some of the feedback reccomends them, and ssays they were suprised it actually worked.
 

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They put a disclaimer in with your purchasing saying that if it damages your car they don't take responsibilty.
 

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Common sense imo, how can £2.50 increase 15-20BHP - It just doesn't happen in reality :)

Its like that post about folding your rear seats down to make your car go faster.... Anyone remember that? :p
 

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Yeah I do lol. What a plank. As if folding seats helps out, your not reducing weight, your just moving it.
 

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He was either very stupid, or very intelligent to make such a long post - purely to take the piss out of corsa owners :p

I'll take first one please, Bob. :)
 

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Yeah I heard it was just a piss take but the fact that he seemed to take offence when people were mockng him suggests otherwise.
 

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Yeah I do lol. What a plank. As if folding seats helps out, your not reducing weight, your just moving it.
Ohhhh that was funny, "i swapped the SXi badges for Sri as i felt it was more Appropriate, because i normally drive by myself with less than a tenner of fuel and fold the rear seats down!" ...muppet
 

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hmm, another 'magic button' that will give you an amazing performance increase of 15-20 bhp, plus as an added bonus will fill the piston bowls and exhaust with carbon from the excess fuel and burn out your intake valves a few services down the line. only question now is where my wallet is at?

absolutely magic that.
 

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Bargain!!!
 

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all those we bits for £14 lol i oticed they even supply the other **** mod to, the other one comes with an old cooker k.n.o.b(lol) that turns your 1200 corsa into a fire breathing beast lol

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Demon Tuning said:
This kit changes the focus of your engine from economy to exhilarating performance!
Amazing for only £14.99!!

But wait... theres more!

Demon Tuning said:
LIFETIME warranty - if it ever malfunctions we will replace it for free.
LIFETIME email support - for fitting and use
But they won't replace your car when you blow it up :cool:

What a load of cod****, increase performance for £14.99. I wonder how many kiddies go out and buy this ****.
 

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"ere bruv, i got dis new fing for my nova of ebay, gives it loads more power, i can do 150 na, only cost me 15 quid, suits it with the go faster strips and everyFING"

thats who will buy this rubbish, your average burberry chav :)
 

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hmmmm

smelly, vertical standing hat, pissed up nova boy

or

slit my wrists and wear girls jeans to show my pants off lad...


naaaa mate not for me thanks
 
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