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This is a good one.... Read first, and then scroll down.....

With due respect to all the good women drivers reading this ..... .
But there always some exceptions!!

Yesterday I was having some work done at the Mercedez-Benz dealer.
A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.
I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her To
draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up and asked,
"Is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Now scroll down to learn what a 710 is.........



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Hi all laura that was great!!!

when i first started to drive i didnt know the difference between a hatchback and a coupe so i asked my husband he explained that on a hatchback the rear window opened with the boot and on the coupe it didnt.
at the time we were driving on the motorway and i saw a transit van!!!!
so me being me i said " so that would make a transit van a hatchback!!"
leaving me totally confused he laughed so hard he was crying, when he finally stopped laughing he replied
no love a transit van is a transit van!!!!!

i also asked why Manchester United weren't in the world cup!!!!!
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